i want a hot body but i also want hot wings
Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert
if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."